bird poop and hammocks

I new it! They take lessons!

So this afternoon I thought that I would take a little break in my hammock. Seemed like a nice idea...that is until I got pooped on! Yes, that is right ...pooped on! I was just settling in and getting comfy when I felt something slimy and cold on my right forearm....I looked down and saw the poop and almost flipped out of the hammock trying to get it off! Some bird mistook me for their toilet! How rude! I am now terrified to go in my hammock! I will need to bring an umbrella with me!